The Epitome of Sexy

I'm done obsessing over my recently acquired "man mammaries". I'm still sexy as hell and my penis still works. Don't take my word for it, look at this sexy chocolate creature.

HEIII

Where's the diamond?

Notice Kwame wasn't donning the earring that has become a trademark during his press conference this afternoon. What the matter Kwame? Not feeling "saucy" lately? Has anyone seen his "smugshot"? It looks like he's saying,"Fuck all yall." Hope that mayorial dick was good to you Beatty, cause you're not getting off, even if Kwame does.

HEIII

suggested new music for the headz

The best thing I've heard this month is EMC's The Show. EMC is Master Ace (Juice Crew), Punchline & Wordsworth (Lyricist Lounge) and some fool from Milwaukee named Stricklin'. This is real hip hop. If you're looking for gun toting and drugs, this CD is not for you. This is grown folks hip hop, featuring dynamic wordplay, soulful tracks, and taut lyrical content. At first I thought,"Why would I wan't to hear these "has been" niggas?" This "has been" shit is just what a nigga needed in his life right now. It sounds so authentic and refreshing; like wearing a throwback basketball jersey by Hardwood Classics, fresh out the plastic, for the first time.
Some honorable mentions go to "The American Gangster Remix Album" by Jay Z and Allhiphop.com. Some of these tracks...ok, most of these tracks sound better than the originals. The remix of Party Life is a beast. So is Ignorant Shit and American Dreaming. You have to get it from Myspace.com if you want it without visiting Allhiphop.com. Also, Katt Williams "It's Pimpin Pimpin" is surprisingly listenable. The following are CD's you should already have:
Snoop Dogg "Ego Trippin'"
Raheem Devaughn "Love Behind The Melody"
Nicolay & Kay "Time Line"
Rick Ross "Trilla"
Jill Scott "Live In Paris"
happy listening, ya bitches!!!

With love, HEIII

BUMPS March production update

Hip-Hop Obscure Show 5 - now mixing
mister X moodmusic mix 15 - now in production
Sample City - now in production
For Your Ears Only Show 2 - now in production
DetroitBumps Show 48 - now in pre-production

I might even be able to save a "lost" episode of Rob’s Hip-Hop Corner that I thought we lost due to a computer crash.

detroitbumps mobile and video downloads are still coming, but mister x won’t upload them til he knows they’ll work on all platforms

we’re still here y’all, just keep your pants on